jaclcfrost:

cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now

jaclcfrost:

cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now

hubblegleeflower:

quartztiger:

gillianandersunshine:

kitterly:

hazelbeewitched:

vaspider:

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

decalexas:

titaniavs:

zahraaxix:

DUDE my teacher canceled class the other day and so the next day we were all like oh no is everything ok?? and shes like “oh yeah its fine its just my wife wasn’t feeling good so i took her home, made her some soup, yknow fun stuff” and i swear everyone in class froze for a sec cuz we never knew she was a lesbian but then we spent a good 30 min of class time discussing whether her wife actually ate the soup cuz we all know she sucks at cooking

this is beautiful

I had a professor who would talk in class about her wife and their four daughters and it always made me go !!! inside. like, wooooow, family goals.

In my undergrad, I took a module that had two lecturers teaching it. The first was very butch and would occasionally talk about how brilliant her wife was in the field and would talk about her kids and general family life. Then the other lecturer took over classes, and she would talk about her wife too, and how brilliant her wife was academically. Then they taught a class together and the penny dropped. They were talking about each other and both thought the other was the literal shit in their area of media. 

It’s been delightful for me to watch my friends finally able to get legally married. Every time @crofethr says “my wife” it’s like a chorus of bluejays dance around behind her.

I was at work at a deli a few weeks ago and this group of three women came in pretty late at night. One was the mother of one of them, and the other two were just being really cute and holding hands and cuddling and whatnot. One was leaning on the other and she seemed really tired, so her wife ordered for her and the mom was like, “Married for seven years, they know each others’ orders by heart” and I honestly felt like I’d been blessed

one time a lecturer was discussing all the stupid reasons she’s been called up in front of the board (which include an actual formal accusation of witchcraft) and once a student accused her of homophobia and homophobic statements and she walked into the formal board hearing with her only prepared defense being “remember how I’m married to another woman ok thanks let’s go get lunch” 

omg when ladies talk about their wives and just say “my wife” I just get so excited and happy because it is all possible and real. it’s so amazing and beautiful

I’m an optician and one day I had 2 women, one blonde and one brunette, come in to pick up glasses. I had the blonde try on hers while the brunette was talking to one of my coworkers. When she put them on I said, “Oh looks like they’re not sitting straight.” Without missing a beat she said “Oh honey, nothing about me is straight,” and proceeded to pat her wife on the butt and say “Honey, did you hear what I said? It was really funny. Honey? Honey, I said nothing about me is straight.”

Dad jokes are for lesbians too.

Padmé Amidala Theory

shinykari:

gloriousclio:

I have a theory, and it is tenuous at best, but I believe it with all my heart and there’s nothing you can do about it.  

I think Padmé Amidala faked her death in Revenge of the Sith.

“What?! But we were literally at her funeral!”

Yeah, okay but hear me out.  

My strongest argument is that Leia remembers her mother, her real mother.  

Obi-Wan Kenobi and his Ride or Die Crew were the only ones with Padmé when she “died.” Yoda and Bail Organa are the only witnesses besides medical droids, which can have their memories wiped.  All three are more than capable of keeping secrets, and Obi-Wan is a freaking liar.  He tells Luke that Vader killed Anakin.  He probably thinks the easiest way for Padmé to disappear is to die.  And it works; Vader doesn’t go looking for Padmé, even though he tells the Emperor that she’s still alive, “I felt it.” And Padmé did promise Anakin that she wasn’t going to die in childbirth. So if we take her at her word….

We know Lucas is influenced by Campbell’s hero cycle, and a main theme in that is the Rule of Three.  Padmé has used a decoy twice before; almost the entirety of The Phantom Menace and the beginning of Attack of the Clones.  It’s not hard to believe that some trusted handmaidens dressed a …dummy? wax model? to look like the Senator.  Thus completing a cycle of three decoys.  

Am I stretching? Yeah, maybe.  But Leia remembers her mother.  

Leia (well, and Luke) would have needed to have some kind of wet-nurse situation. It’s not a stretch to think Bail would have hidden Padmé in Leia’s nursery.  They were friends and allies in the Senate. And she is then present for the inception of the Rebellion with Bail and Mon Mothma.  

I love Leia, but I do not think she can have memories of her mother from when she was in utero.  I can’t believe she could have gotten “beautiful, kind, but sad” from two seconds after birth. She’s Force Sensitive like whoa, and she gets stronger in the force by her closeness  to Luke (as he trains, her instincts get stronger and louder), but as Luke doesn’t have any memories of Padmé, I think Leia had something her brother didn’t in the first few years of her life.  

There’s one more clue, in my head at least.  Leia’s hair.  We only spend about 5 seconds on Alderaan, and Breha’s hair is covered for that, so I’m relying on instinct here.  Padmé usually has her hair in very elaborate hairstyles, and in the beginning of Revenge of the Sith, she wears it in two buns on either side of her head. Her handmaidens have simpler styles, but not less controlled.  In the celebration on Naboo after The Phantom Menace, there’s another little girl in the crowd with the side buns.  

It’s not impossible what I’m suggesting. If Jar-Jar Binks can be a Sith Lord, Padmé can survive her husband’s force choke her “official” cause of death.  OH WAIT, SHE DID. She was only rendered unconscious. She was awake and alive for the birth of the Space Twins.  It’s not beyond reason that Sabé, and maybe Dormé, followed her to Alderaan, only to help raise Leia to be a leader in the Rebellion, to control her emotions in a way her father (and her brother) cannot, to help spread the Rebellion across the galaxy. A new phantom menace, at least to the Sith with the galaxy in his pocket.

It’s a way better ending than one’s cause of death being a Broken Heart.  

I love this so much.

Plus, it harkens back to the story of Moses, whose own mother was his wet nurse after he had been adopted to hide him from a man intent on his death. (You could argue that in this case Leia is the deliverer of her people; there’s a lot of Jewish symbolism in the idea of a people whose homeland was forcibly taken from them, leaving them to wander the desert galaxy endlessly.)

articulatememe:

why be racist sexist homophobic or transphobic when you could bE QUIET

gate-the-653rd:

Finding Dory has messages about people with disabilities who are still capable of doing wonderful things.

Zootopia had messages and themes of racial profiling and overcoming prejudice.

Inside Out had messages of abandonment, change, and working through depression.

Rock the fuck on Disney, hit me with Moana, i’m so ready.

I can’t be the only one who wants Peggy Carter to have random cameos in every Marvel movie

queenofattolia:

goldenfinch:

Why is the ambition of Slytherins always translated as hunger for power?

What if my ambition is to look super cute today? What if it’s to write a book? What if it’s to someday own ten cats? What if I just wanna see how much ice-cream I can eat in twenty-minutes?

#andromeda to ted at some point probably

the44th:

urban-emo:

q33r:

yourperfectlittleanarchist:

You know why Harry Potter is amazing? 99% of fan theories, headcanons and meta could be canon because Harry is about as observant as a brick wall. Did Slytherins come back to fight in the Battle of Hogwarts? Did Draco Malfoy enjoy crossdressing? Was Hermione transgender? Who knows, certainly not Harry

Harry didn’t notice Hermione time traveling around him for a whole year or his own teacher’s hand writing

Harry didn’t notice that he was a wizard

The glass is just gone I don’t know maybe that just happens with snakes sometimes.